Saturday, September 16, 2006

How Many Minutes?

"Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh ... has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave"
Story.

4 Comments:

Blogger Desargues said...

Sounds like Creighton is a woman. But she was using a fake penis filled with Bostic's (presumably drug-clean) urine) to pass a drug test? WTF, mate? Was she gonna pull out a latex cock and start squeezing it for someone else's urine during the test? Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe this story. Chicks with dicks, indeedy.

Or maybe Creighton is biologically a man, but prefers to describe himself as a woman. After three decades of social constructivism, we've been brought to believe that gender is just a cluster of artificial descriptions -- an invention, as they say, rather than a discovery -- with no actual basis in an independent reality. Gloria Steinem would find this incident perfectly natural.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Project WANNABE said...

Well, I guess there's plenty of room for interpretation!

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Reginald Thwap-Rhatchett said...

I've seen this linked elsewhere, but "How many minutes?" is the best headline by miles.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Project WANNABE said...

ty!

6:15 PM  

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